I had to go to the bathroom. I was on my way home from Oneonta and picking up #5. I had not gone to the bathroom in the dorm. I actually trust the rest area more than the dorm.
So I ran, quickly as it is very cold out, into the bathroom at the rest area. A woman engaged me in conversation inside the bathroom. She was with Santa. He came over to the car and gave his business card which is at the beginning of the post.

December 17th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
SANTA IS EVERYWHERE!
December 18th, 2009 at 9:32 am
He sure is, Gary!
December 18th, 2009 at 9:13 am
Oh my. Santa with a business card? This commercialization of culture has gone a bit too far, no?
December 18th, 2009 at 9:32 am
This guy looked so authentic. Your little ones would love him!
December 18th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Nothing like taking a piss and running into Santa! LOLZ!
December 19th, 2009 at 6:46 am
It was evidently Mrs Claus that was discussing cat vomit with me in the bathroom. EWWW!
December 19th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Hah! I am still laughing! Gosh! A business card! Would you mind faxing it to me? I would love to spread around the love. : )
December 19th, 2009 at 6:47 am
Ambrosia – Check your email. If you can’t print it, let me know a fax number.